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Hello my name is Eric Harris I am famous for shooting up students at my former high school Columbine. I expecially love playin gimp with my friend Zed in his basement.
 
'''The Schroeswald''', believing that '''Schroe ''' is an acceptable nickname, known as '''S''' to [[User:Nightlily|pe]][[User:Nick Branson|op]][[User:Matheus1234zx|le]] who like short nicknames and '''Jason''' to [[User:Truest Believer|weirdos]], formerly known as the '''Master of Discussions''' and now as a '''Troll Hunter''', '''Guardian of Discussion''' and '''Fanon Manager''' is a creature found on Wikia. On the continent of the onceuponatime wiki he is usually found on chat, the forums or stalking around recent wiki activity. His appetite is for older infobox pictures, and comments and loves to bounce around pages randomly. He usually stalks around different areas of the wiki making it easy to make him notice you. He is very friendly to users unlike his infobox image victims.
 
 
He is currently creating a collection of all the things that people are trying to change, you can find it [[User:Schroeswald/Consensus Page|here]] and help improve it.
 
 
==User Boxes==
 
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{{!}}style="font-size:8pt; padding: 4pt; font-size:100%; font-weight:bold; color:#d7a24a;" {{!}}This user is a member of the
 
 
<center>[[Once Upon a Time Wiki:Staff|<span style="color:#d7a24a; text-shadow:0 0 2px #d7a24a;">staff</span>]]</center>
 
 
{{!}}}
 
 
{{UserBox|Schroeswald|other=is}}
 
{{UserBox|Once Upon a Time}}
 
{{UserBox|Oz}}
 
===Character===
 
{{UserBox|Ariel}}
 
{{UserBox|Zelena}}
 
{{UserBox|Alice S7}}
 
{{UserBox|Drizella}}
 
{{UserBox|Will Scarlet}}
 
{{UserBox|Belle}}
 
{{UserBox|Rumplestiltskin}}
 
{{UserBox|Cruella}}
 
===Season===
 
{{UserBox|Season 1}}
 
{{UserBox|Season 2}}
 
{{UserBox|Season 3}}
 
{{UserBox|Season 3A}}
 
{{UserBox|Season 3B}}
 
{{UserBox|Season 6}}
 
{{UserBox|Season 7}}
 
{{UserBox|Once Upon a Time in Wonderland}}
 
===Ships===
 
{{UserBox|MadArcher}}
 
{{UserBox|Henvy}}
 
{{UserBox|Rumbelle}}
 
{{UserBox|CaptainSwan}}
 
{{UserBox|Snowing}}
 
{{UserBox|OutlawQueen}}
 
{{UserBox|BlindDevil}}
 
{{UserBox|Will Scarlet|other=ships everyone with}}
 
===Former Ships===
 
{{UserBox|SwanFire|other=used to ship}}
 
{{UserBox|VioletBeliever|other=used to ship}}
 
===Other===
 
{{UserBox|WickedBeauty|other=supports}}
 
{{UserBox|Wicked}}
 
{{UserBox|Evil}}
 
{{UserBox|Nightlily}}
 
{{UserBox|Utter solitude}}
 
{{UserBox|KyleBraxton}}
 
{{UserBox|Rubenvst}}
 
{{UserBox|Nick Branson Wiki}}
 
{{UserBox|Matheus1234zx}}
 
{{UserBox|Eskaver}}
 
{{UserBox|Runky}}
 
{{UserBox|Nightsolitude}}
 
 
==Best Quotes of Anything, Ever==
 
{{Quote|Sometimes the ends justify the means, but if you build an entire philosophy based on a series of such events you may discover that you have constructed an entire philosophy of evil|[[w:c:Star Wars:Luke Skywalker/Legends|The greatest philosopher of all time]]}}
 
{{Quote|That’s it, there never seems to be a right answer is a right answer|[[w:c:Star Wars:Luke Skywalker/Legends|A Parenting Master]]}}
 
{{Quote|OUAT is over and you still think a heterosexual woman who is happily married to the father of her child is going to ditch her husband for Regina?? Wow...|[[User:Nightlily|The smartest most beautiful woman ever]]}}
 
{{Quote|Sometimes the best cup is chipped|[[Belle|The second smartest most beautiful woman ever]]}}
 
{{Quote|Please. Running around with a guy you hope will be your baby daddy isn't a life. It's pathetic.|[[Ivy Belfrey|The THIRD smartest, most beautiful woman ever]]}}
 
{{Quote|I’m not going to have sex with someone just to get them to stop talking to me!|[[w:c:The Good Place:Chidi Anagonye|A very misguided man]]}}
 
{{Quote|Just tell me how do you expect me to enjoy a funeral when you're making me crazy like this!|[[w:c:Cheers:Sam Malone|A genius]]}}
 
{{Quote|YOU PUT THE PEEPS IN THE CHILI POT AND ADD SOME MNMS|The best song ever}}
 
{{Quote|'''Jack''': You're telling us we're under house arrest?<br>
 
'''Miles''': No you're free to leave whenever you want... But I'll shoot you in the leg|[[w:c:Lostpedia:Jack Shepherd|A Jack-Ass]] (Thanks [[User:Nick Branson|Nick]]) and a [[w:c:Lostpedia:Miles Straume|Reasonable Person]]}}
 
{{Quote|He's the man who killed me|[[w:c:Lostpedia:The Man in Black|A FORKING LIAR!!!]]}}
 
{{Quote|'''Miles''':What happened to him?<br>
 
'''Radzinsky''':He had an accident.<br>
 
'''Miles''':What type of accident?<br>
 
'''Radzinsky''':He fell into a ditch.<br>
 
'''Miles''':Is that a bullet hole in his head? The ditch had a gun?|Two [[w:c:Lostpedia:Miles Straume|reasonable]] [[w:c:Lostpedia:Stuart Radzinsky|people]]}}
 
{{Quote|Stop quoting laws to those of us with swords|[[Wikipedia:Pompey|A bloody lunatic!]]}}
 
{{Quote|'''Bernard:''' I think I liked you better when you just hit people with your stick.<br>
 
'''Charlie:''' I like you just the way you are.|Two différent views on [[w:c:Lostpedia:Eko|one man]]}}
 
{{Quote|God is a woman and her name is Cecille Horton|Yours Truly}}
 
{{Quote|What, you can't speak John? You're mute? [Locke nods] I am sorry about that. So where are Eko and Desmond? Are they off being mute and building structures, as well? [Locke gestures to his throat again] I know; you can't speak. [Locke continues gesturing while Charlie guesses what he's saying] You need to speak? To me? What do you want to--? [Locke grabs a handful of sand] Sand? You need to speak to the sand? [Locke gestures toward the tree line] Trees? Yeah, I've heard they're wonderful conversationalists. [Locke walks toward Charlie] Hey! I don't understand! Who do you need to speak to? [Locke spreads his arms wide and spins around] Church? Sky? [Locke draws a circle on the ground] Island? [Locke points to say "that's right"] Island? You need to speak to the island? [...] I need you to stand guard? Oh yeah, so you can talk to the island. Dangerous. Well, amusing as the mute game invariably is, you are aware, John, that I detest you, aren't you? You do remember repeatedly punching me in the face and accusing me of using heroin when I was not. [...] What's that? You're not taking drugs are you, John? I only ask because of the strict zero tolerance policy you've enacted, and I wouldn't want you to have to start punching yourself in the face. [...] Yeah, I know, I get it. You're going to go in your little magic hut and I'm going to stand out here in case you devolve into a monkey.|A bunch of comedic lines delivered by a [[w:c:lostpedia:Dominic Monaghan|great actor]]}}
 
{{Quote|I just didn’t have time to talk you back into hanging yourself. So I took a shortcut|A plausible explanation for murder}}
 
{{Quote|If everything you've done has been in the best interests of the Island... then I'm sure the Monster will understand. Let's go.|A third [[w:c:Lostpedia:The Man in Black|reasonable person]]}}
 
{{Quote|Let's generalize about men!<br>
 
Let's take one bad thing about one man<br>
 
And then apply it to all of them|Men, there’s nothing worse}}
 
{{Quote|I fly a plane!<br>
 
A plane!<br>
 
I fly a plane!<br>
 
I knock on the cockpit<br>
 
Shouting<br>
 
"I'll fly this plane!"<br>
 
We emergency landed<br>
 
The TSA came<br>
 
Now I'm banned from Southwest<br>
 
Cause I try to fly planes!|[[w:c:cxg:Greg Serrano|Confessions of a drunkard]]}}
 
{{Quote|Because the real world runs on pragmatism and compromise, not idealism or philosophy, so yes, damn it, it is 100% possible to be in favor of this or that bending of “the rules” when it benefits you but also 100% in favor of the rules standing hard and fast when bending them would hurt you — and you can call that being a “hypocrite,” but I prefer the term “guy who actually gets things done.|The best type of pragmatist (can't link to anything about him but its Moviebob/Bob Chipman)}}
 
{{Quote|You just can't make plans with dictators|[[w:c:cheers:Evan Drake|A very shallow man]]}}
 
{{Quote|What are we Tiffany? Men? Isn't the single most obnoxious thing about that they think they can wrap up the whole entire world in a little rational box?|[[wikipedia:ContraPoints|Yup]] (wow I can link to wikipedia for this)}}
 
{{Quote|Also, as a rule of thumb, if you find yourself defending your inalienable right to make someone else feel like garbage, you're on the wrong side of the argument.|[[wikipedia:Rich Burlew|A Giant of a man]]}}
 
{{Quote|WHY DIDN"T YOU THINK ABOUT HOW YOUR SELFLESSNESS WOULD AFFECT ME!|[[w:c:oots:Belkar Bitterleaf|someone whose live was saved]] to [[w:c:oots:High Priest of Hel|the vampire corpse]] of [[w:c:lots:Durkon Thundershield|the person who sacrificed his life to save him]]}}
 
{{Quote|not nale. not-nale. thog help nail not-nale, not nale. and thog knot not-nale while nale nail not-nale. nale, not not-nale, now nail not-nale by leaving not-nale, not nale, in jail.|It makes sense in context}}
 
{{Quote|Only certainty in life: When icy jaws of death come, you will not have had enough treats.
 
 
Nod. Get treat.|[[w:c:oots:Greyview|Now that’s a philosophy I can get behind!]]}}
 
{{Quote|Nazi science sneers at the space-time continuum.
 
 
We're going to ''wipe the sneer off its face.''|[http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/steveandterry.html Jane freakin' Goodall]}}
 
{{Quote|We love to kill Christians here in this chat|I promise I had a good reason to say this}}
 
{{Quote|Being dead isn’t the end of the world you know.|[http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/fantasy.html A nice, reasonable lovable rogue]}}
 
 
==Season Eight==
 
{{UserBox|Season 8}}I am currently working on a [[User:Schroeswald/Season Eight|Season Eight]]. My thread is [[Thread:407617|here]], and the first version is [[Thread:388605|here]]. I also have a {{UserLink|Schroeswald|Once Upon a Time:Retold}}, and the thread is [[Thread:393758|here]]. In addition to all that the continuity of my original season had a discontinued spinoff ({{UserLink|Schroeswald|Once Upon a Time In Oz}}), and the thread is [[Thread:391601|here]].
 
 
===How To Credit===
 
*Lana Parilla as Regina Mills (Present or S1-6 flashbacks-During Fourth Curse and NEF flashbacks)/Good Queen (Present)/Evil Queen (EF flashbacks)/Roni (During/After Fifth Curse) and Serum Queen (if Evil Queen (Serum) appears) and Wish Evil Queen (if Evil Queen (Wish Realm) appears) [Starring]
 
*Jennifer Morrison as Emma Swan [Starring]
 
*Ginnifer Goodwin as Snow White (Present and EF flashbacks)/Mary Margaret (Storybrooke flashbacks) and Wish Snow (If she appears) [Starring]
 
*Josh Dallas as David Nolan (Present and Storybrooke flashbacks)/Prince Charming (EF flashbacks) and Prince James (if he appears) and King Charming (If Wish Charming appears) [Starring]
 
*Jared S. Gilmore as Henry Mills (Before S7 flashbacks) and Wish Henry (When Wish Henry appears) [GS]
 
*Robert Carlyle as Rumpelstiltskin (GR) and Mr. Gold (MR - EF and HH)/Rumplestiltskin (EF FB)/Weaver (HH FB) and Wish Rumplestiltskin (WR) [Starring]
 
*Raphael Sbarge as Archie Hopper (Present and Storybrooke flashbacks)/Jiminy Cricket (EF Flashbacks) [GS]
 
*Jamie Dornan as Huntsman (Grimm Realm, usually present day) and Sheriff Graham (Storybrooke flashbacks/Afterlife)/Huntsman (EF flashbacks) [GS]
 
*Eion Bailey as August Booth and Wish Pinocchio [GS]
 
*Emilie de Ravin as Belle (If main reality appears) and Wish Belle (If wish version appears) [SG]
 
*Meghan Ory as Ruby (Present and SB FB)/Red (EF FB) [GS]
 
*Colin O’Donoghue as Killian Jones (MR Present)/Hook (MR FB) and Rogers (WR since fifth curse)/Wish Hook (WR before fifth curse) [Starring]
 
*Michael Raymond James as Neal Cassidy (Main reality) and Baelfire (Wish or Grimm Realm) [SG]
 
*Michael Socha as Will Scarlet (Present/EF)/White King (Present)/Knave of Hearts (Wonderland FB) [SG]
 
*Rebecca Mader as Zelena (All but HH)/Wicked Witch of the West (EF/SB)/Kelly West (HH FB) [Starring]
 
*Sean Maguire as Robin Hood (If Main Reality) and Robin of Locksley (If WR) and Grimm Robin (If GR) [GS]
 
*Andrew J. West as Henry Mills [GS]
 
*Alison Fernandez as Lucy [GS]
 
*Dania Ramirez as Jacinda (since the fifth curse)/Cinderella/Ella (NEF flashbacks) [GS]
 
*Mekia Cox as Sabine (since fifth curse)/Tiana (NEF) [GS]
 
*Gabrielle Anwar as Lady Tremaine (NEF)/Victoria Belfrey (HH) [SG]
 
*Adelaide Kane as Drizella (NEW FB)/Ivy (HH on) [Starring]
 
*Rose Reynolds as Alice (Pre-HH)/Tilly (HH) [Starring]
 
*Tiera Skovbye as Robin Hood (Pre-HH)/Margot (HH) [Starring]
 
*Daniel Brühl as Wilhelm [SAB]
 
*Tony Amendola as Marco (Present/SB)/Geppetto (EF) and Wish Geppetto (WR) [GS]
 
*Lee Arenberg as Leroy (Present/SB)/Grumpy (EF) and Wish Grumpy (WR) [GS]
 
*Beverley Elliott as Granny and Wish Granny [GS]
 
*Keegan Connor Tracy as Mother Superior (Present/SB)/Blue Fairy (EF) and Wish Blue (WR) [Starring]
 
*Faustino di Bauda as Sleepy (Present and EF)/Walter (SB) and Wish Sleepy (WR) [GS]
 
*Giancarlo Esposito as Sydney Glass (Present and SB)/Magic Mirror (EF) [GS]
 
*Tony Pérez as Prince Henry [GS]
 
*David Anders as Dr. Whale (Present and SB)/Dr. Victor Frankenstein (LWC) [GS]
 
*Anastasia Griffith as Kathryn (Present and SB)/Abigail (EF) [GS]
 
*Tim Phillips as Sean Herman (Present and SB)/Prince Thomas (EF) [GS]
 
*Jessy Schram as Ashley Boyd (Present and SB)/Cinderella (EF) [GS]
 
*Ted Whittall as The King (Present and EF)/Mitchell Herman (SB) [GS]
 
*Alan Dale as King George (Present and EF)/Albert Spencer (SB) [GS]
 
*Karley Scott Collins as Ava (Present and SB)/Gretel (EF) [GS]
 
*Quinn Lord as Nicholas (Present and SB)/Hansel (SB) [GS]
 
*Nicholas Lea as Michael Tillman (Present and SB)/Woodcutter (EF) [GS]
 
*Eric Keenleyside as Sir Maurice (Present and EF)/Moe French (SB) [GS]
 
*Greyson Holt as Jim Nolan (Present and SB)/Frederick (EF) [Co-Star]
 
*Amy Acker as Nova/Astrid [GS]
 
*Alissa Skovbye as Grace (Present and EF)/Paige (EF) [GS]
 
*Wil Traval as Sheriff of Nottingham (Present and EF)/Keith [GS]
 
*JoAnna Garcia Swisher as Ariel (MR) and Queen Ariel (WR) [GS]
 
*Christie Laing as Maid Marian [GS]
 
*Nisreen Slim as Hedge Witch [GS]
 
*Chilton Crane as Blind Witch [GS]
 
*Daniel Francis as Mr. Baron Samdi/Dr. Facilier [SG]
 
*Emma Booth as Eloise Gardener/Gothel [SG]
 
*Teri Reeves as Dorothy Gale [GS]
 
*Nicole Maines as Ozma [GS]
 
 
==Pages We Might Want==
 
Just a note, I am not certain about many of these, this is mostly just a list of some of the more important entries on the Minor List pages that I think might deserve a page based on importance, crediting and length of history section. I have also labeled them all with the amount of checks they would get under Nick’s [[Thread:396313|guidelines]] and removed any that meet only two without even a maybe on any others.
 
===Characters===
 
*<strike>[[Auntie Em]]</strike> {{S|(Made by me)}}
 
*<strike>[[Fairy Godmother (Hyperion Heights)]]</strike> {{S|(Made by [[User:Nick Branson|Nick]])}}(1, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8)
 
*Nicodemus (1, 3, 5, 7)
 
*<strike>[[Toto]]</strike> {{S|(Made by [[User:Nightlily|Lily]])}}(1, 3, 5, 7, 8)
 
*Blacktooth (1, 3?, 5, 6)
 
*<strike>Adoption Agent (Save Henry)</strike> {{S|(Made by me, user consensus to delete)}}
 
*<strike>[[Scarecrow]]</strike> {{S|(Made by me)}} (1, 3, 5?, 6, 8)
 
*George Darling (1, 3?, 5, 6, 7, 8)
 
*<strike>[[Tasha Morris]]</strike> {{S|(Made by [[User:CadoDoan|Cado]])}} (1, 3?, 5, 6)
 
*<strike>Head Troll</strike> {{S|(Made by me; user consensus to delete)}} (1, 2, 3?, 6, 8)
 
*Honora (1, 5, 6)
 
*<strike>Gordie</strike> {{S|(Made by me; user consensus to delete)}}
 
*Mermaid (1, 3, 6)
 
*Woodcutter’s Wife (1, 3?, 6, 7$
 
*Boq (1, 5, 6?, 8)
 
*King Arendelle (1, 4, 6, 7, 8)
 
*King Harald (1, 5, 7)
 
*Oaken (1, 3?, 5, 6, 8)
 
*Adda (1, 5, 6)
 
*Baron Danglars (1, 3, 5, 6, 8)
 
*Jeremiah (1, 5, 6)
 
*<strike>[[Yarrow]]</strike> {{S|(Made by [[User:Nick Branson|Nick]])}} (1, 3, 5, 6)
 
*<strike>[[Ariel (Wish Realm)]]</strike> {{S|(Made by me)}} (1, 3?, 5, 6, 7?, 8)
 
*Sherrif of Nottingham (Wish Realm) (1, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8)
 
*<strike>[[Blacksmith]]</strike> {{S|(Made by me)}}
 
*Penelope (3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
 
*Blue Fairy (Wish Realm) (1, 5, 6, 8)
 
*Grumpy (Wish Realm) (1, 5, 6, 8)
 
*Peter Pan (Wish Realm) (1, 5, 6, 8)
 
===Groups===
 
*Hans' Brothers (1, 3, 4?, 5, 7, 8)
 
*United Clans (1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 7, 8)
 
*Sisterhood of Witches (There’s probably a better name) (1, 3, 4?, 6, 7)
 
===Locations===
 
*Eloise’s Hideout (1, 2, 3, 6)
 
*Posiedon’s Ocean (1, 3, 6, 7, 8)
 
*Alice’s Cottage (1, 3, 6)
 
*Evil Queen’s Vault (1, 2, 3, 4?, 6, 7)
 
*Robin and Marian’s Tavern (1, 3, 6, 7)
 
===Cast===
 
*Trevor Roberts (Can’t treat cast like regular elements)
 
*<strike>[[Paul Scheer]]</strike> ''(Made by [[User:Nightlily|Lily]])''
 
 
===Items===
 
*Golden Scarab of Agrabah (1, 3, 5, 6, 7)
 
*<strike>[[H-Town]]</strike> {{S|(Made by [[User:CadoDoan|Cado]])}} (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7)
 
*<strike>[[August's Motorcycle]]</strike> {{S|(Made by [[User:CadoDoan|Cado]])}} (1, 2, 6, 7)
 
*<strike>[[Wish Rumplestiltskin's Once Upon a Time Books]]</strike> {{S|(Made by [[User:Nightlily|Lily]])}} (1, 3, 6, 7)
 
*<strike>[[New Wonderland Toadstools]]</strike> {{S|(Made by [[User:Nightlily|Lily]] (1, 2, 3, 6, 7?, 8)}}
 
==Weird Jokey Stuff==
 
*I worship four gods.
 
*I believe in Banjo the Clown, God of Puppets.
 
*I know that Sobek, our sperm lord, exists.
 
*I am a member of Pan’s Underbrooke cult.
 
*I worship Beebo.
 
*I ship SuperIvy.
 
*In [[User:Nick Branson|Nick Branson’s]] Original Motinui Moana is a time-travelling Zelena from S3 and murdered her grandfather.
 
*Horses don’t exist.
 
*God is a woman, and her name is Cecile Horton.
 
*I’m losing to a bird!
 
*There make be snakes in this island.
 
*The best Star Wars character is Jimmy Scrambles.
 
*Kermit is Redcloak’s Niece.
 
*The best OUAT character is Floydette, no question about it.
 
*I watch Once Upon a Time, Once Upon a Time is like a religion.
 

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Hello my name is Eric Harris I am famous for shooting up students at my former high school Columbine. I expecially love playin gimp with my friend Zed in his basement.

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