oh yeah???????????!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even all my protesters know Dewing the Dew is not cool. Mrs. Jordan calls it as "Crazy", "Insane", and "Dangerous to both your body and your brain". I'M BEGGING YOU, Outer space beats Dew a zillion times here. I will recycle my whole collection and get a telescope. Look how much we know about the Solar System. Don't put it off until tomorrow. Watch the video and look how cool Outer Space is when you're obsessed with a DRINK. C'mon!!!!!!!! A drink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It contains so many poisonous ingrdedients and even tiny Pluto is better than insane (as Mrs. Jordan calls it) Dew.Lookyeah, and Water is healthier and pure compared to Dew. Mrs. Jordan says u are. crazy, not me. And she means it
"Dew fans like your cyberbully Dark Nazareth will never learn. No you can't teach a Dew fans who is in love with Dew. Those d*rn Dew fans have been brainwashed. Oh Yeah, brainwashed. Dew fans are stupid, Crazy and insane people who are in love with a DRINK! How Crazy is that?!? A DRINK! You know how our brains are perfect and arranged into a lump? Well, the brain of the Dew fan is tiny and all tangled up. I agree to join your protest. And thanks for the 20 points you gave me because I really didn't drink Dew. Dew is not cool. Let Dark Nazareth and MW2 MW3 RLZ's brains become mush, Brian."
-Mrs. Jordan on Dew fans
Yeah, you are an unsmart person. When I told Mrs. Jordan about you, she called you a Brainless monkey! And its true. Here is why Dew is poisonous.