Board Thread:Off-Topic Fun/@comment-413929-20141218002822/@comment-24589671-20150102153817

Hmcooper4 wrote: Not to worry, ladies. I've a bit o' experience with handcuffs (Don't Ask), it's not that hard to pick the lock. Fortunately, it's nothing as sophisticated as tumblers.

And would someone do something about that dang moose. He ate the celery out of my Bloody Mary again.

Sorry that's my fault. I gave him mine and he really liked it so now's he's looking for more. I love Bloody Mary's but I would sooner eat dirt before celery, it and cauliflower are the only vegetables I don't eat... Haha