Board Thread:Off-Topic Fun/@comment-25375217-20161110210020/@comment-24029015-20170118002157

DatNuttyKid wrote: Ooooooh I want NCIS! Okay okay let's see

My suggestions are Descendants and Criminal Minds :D Ok how about as a Lily-themed flashback episode:

In a real-world flashback, Lily - having learned her identity as Maleficent's daughter - dyes her hair purple for a time and runs into a group of other "orphans" who have also found out they are children of Cruella De Vil, Jafar and the Evil Queen. Carlos, Jay(?) and Evie - as they have dubbed themselves - search for a way back to the Enchanted Forest to reunite with their parents. During this time, Lily embraces her maternal parentage and goes by the name "Mal". They eventually find the hole in the tree where Emma came through, but theorize that they need something magical to activate it, so "Mal" volunteers to go to the Apprentice's house on Earth and steal something from him. The Apprentice catches her but tells her she need not go to the Enchanted Forest as there will be a curse that will take everyone from EF to Storybrooke, and tells her to be patient, as he assumes Lily only wants to find her mother and not seek revenge on the Charmings.

In present-day, the Evil Queen isn't in snake form anymore and is pregnant with Rumple's baby and gives birth to a daughter. Regina allows EQ to have the baby to fill the hole in EQ's heart, but Rumplestiltskin is furious that EQ would keep any baby spawned of their meaningless union. Desperate to keep her daughter safe, EQ activates Zelena's time portal and sends her back to a time where she "won't be alone" i.e. the baby grows up in 1990s whatever and becomes Evie.

Wow, that is about as absurd as it was spontaneous. How about idk Breaking Bad? Game of Thrones? The 100 (where Gus and Hercules are boyfriends, I might add)?