Board Thread:Off-Topic Fun/@comment-413929-20141218002822/@comment-24589671-20141230155450

Bold textItalic text''Bold textLADIES & GENTLE MEN!... HERE TODAY TO ANNOUNCE THE RETURN OF YOUR "THIRD" FAVORITE QUEEN OF PERKUPS, GIVE IT UP FOR THE IMMORTAL KING OF POP......... MICHAEL JACKSON!!!!!!!!!

(Michael Jackson singing) "She's coming up, On the count of three. She'll strut her stuff and you will see . . . She's telling you just watch out, she loves the queens and what their all about...... Well they say the sky's the limit but to her that's not really true, which is why dear friends you haven't seen nothing, just wait 'Til she gets through. . . . Because she's back, she's back-Come On (Back Back-Really, Really back) You know she's back, come on! And the whole forum has to answer right now just to tell you once again, WHO'S BACK?"

DZAV21 THAT'S WHO!!!! I'M BACK DARLIN'S!!!!!........

Oh thank you Michael for that lovely introduction. Now run along and get your terrifying (yet talented) self back down to the deepest darkest coiner of Tartarus. Give my love to Hades and tell Persephone I'm glad Cerberus liked the bone I sent him for Christmas and am looking forward to tea next week. Also tell Charon I'll be sure to pay my tabs in about 80 years give or take, he knows I'm good for it.....