Board Thread:Off-Topic Fun/@comment-6175354-20171017021455/@comment-6175354-20171017023605

Captain Hook: When not arresting petty criminals as Deputy Sheriff, Hook is Storybrooke's resident sex therapist. After receiving their happy endings, all the fairytale characters wanted to spice up their romances. So, they turned to Storybrooke's dashing former rogue. Rumor had it that Hook had a way with women, and everyone wanted to learn his secrets.

Mary Margaret: Since she was Storybrooke's most dedicated teacher, Mary Margaret was promoted to school principal. However on the side, she began writing steamy romance novels, based on the escapades of a certain blonde Savior and her roguish Pirate. Due to the copious amount of sexual content, and the fact that the inspiration was her own daughter and son in-law, she was forced to use that pseudonym of Juniper Winters.