Board Thread:Rant and Rave/@comment-25733960-20171216035405/@comment-31619992-20171216144749

Once Upon a Gag! They skipped who knows how much time and Henry presents his daughter... in the rain! Nothing feels better to babies than to soak, that's right. Then the evil Mary Sue appears, and she is so evil imitating Maleficent / Beneficent, but they catch her because they have ally with the stepmother (off camera, of course).

But the resistance was not at war? Did not they have problems with taxes? Lady Tremaine joined the resistance against herself? What happened to her all those years? Did she stay at home doing the "put-rip" exercises of Anashteisha's heart? Did she and the others become best friends?

The statue of Drizella there in the middle of the room like a garden gnome? Everything was ridiculous, pure parody, and even the actors seemed very tired and bored...

Now cast the dark curse is like riding a bike.

Zelena and Robin appeared out of nowhere in the NEF/ Usurper Forest. How is it that Robin is already 25? How is it that Regina and Zelena do not age? Well, anyone ages now.

Why did not they escape with the three billion magical beans they have? Why did not they use any of the 100239348184 deus ex machinas of season 6? Why are there no flowers of evil (aka pixie flowers) if Drizella and Gothel are so so so evil?

And Aneshteisha? What a fool, silly and shortbread. It seems that writers believe that innocence = being stupid. Why she didn't feel Drizella's magic or Gothel's? Because Gothel was following them just two steps back.

Is there magic in HH or is there not? It seems that magic is like wifi there... They say there's no, but I see magic all the time.

The cursed personality of Zelena lasted 2 minutes... And they left the potion in the gym... and who keeps the wedding dress in the gym?

Did the curse send Zelena to San Francisco and Robin to Amsterdam? Wow, the 7 mannequins are powerful; their curse took the entire planet.

And I died laughing with Tremaine in the pit ("do not even look at me"). Sure they kill her in 7x11 and Drizella redeems herself, as a good Mary Sue.

And Rumple with scales because... scales are cool. How he knew about "Rapunzel" Tremaine?

And it's been 8 years, but they didn't do nothing for break the curse of Alice and Hook.

And Hook has to be a hero, of course, and reunite Chickenella with the girl. And written badly, because Fire-Elsa's curse was there and Chickenella turns so calmly to ask Hook, just by coincidence, what will happen to her daughter ...

The special effects, pathetics.

As I said, as a parody, this series is the best.