Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-24589671-20141222210529/@comment-24589671-20150118163756

Oh I just can't help myself....... Uhm......

''"Today on The Evil and the Restless........... Snow White is eagerly awaiting her wedding to Prince Charming but what she doesn't know know is her beloved has been locked away in a dungeon on Skull Island and has been replaced by his evil twin brother James.... Dun dun dun!.... "Meanwhile" Rumplestiltskin has murdered his wife and placed her inside the wedding cake.... "Meanwhile at the hospital" The Evil Queen and The Swan Princess have both just given birth. The Evil Queen refuses to tell Robin Hood because he won't leave his wife and The Swan Princess is trying hard to push Captain Hook away because she never wanted any of this.... But what neither of them know yet is that The Evil Queen's baby was stillborn and her crazy smothering b*tch mother switched her baby for The Swan Princess's..... Dun dun dun...... "Meanwhile in Neverland" Tinkerbell is nursing a man back to health so that he may return to Storybrooke for revenge on all, a man thought long dead....... Peter Pan... Dun dun dun!!!!!". "Tune in tonight at 6:00 PM for your daily Sly Fox News with weather forecaster Henny Penny...."''

I watched a lot of soaps with my grandmother (god rest her soul) when I was a kid so I know how they work. Haha