Board Thread:Spoilers!/@comment-2153169-20140819231254/@comment-24674051-20140826170642

Wow... I'm not sure I would want EITHER of them to give "The Talk". David is, well... David. Granted, he has 2 children, but it would be almost mortifyingly awkward watching him stumble and stammer around the subject.

As for Hook, do you REALLY want a 300 year old pirate (who is quite familiar with pirate ways) telling your son about the facts of life? Heaven help all the young wenches in Storybrooke.

Of course, the other Grandfather is just as bad (really, do you want the Dark One giving "The Talk"?)

I have the perfect solution. have Leroy give him "The Talk". :-D