Board Thread:Off-Topic Fun/@comment-32051879-20170525213910

If the dark curse were real, and we were all characters from fairy tales and legends who forgot who they were, what character would you be and what would be your Once style story?

I would be Don Quixote, a man who has lived his whole life dreaming of adventures, but never lived any. Don Quixote is an old rich landlord, who lives all day in his library. One day he is visited by Sancho Panza, who seeks help in the revolution against the giants. Sancho says that Quixote is the hero predestined to free the humans from the cruel giants, but Sancho is only manipulating Quixote's mental illness to get funding to set up an army whose real purpose is to steal the magic beans. Sancho even hire a young actress to pretend to be Dulcinea, an old girlfriend of Quixote. The plan is for the girl to be a damsel in distress, for Quixote to feel like a hero, but she ends up liking him and tries to stop Sancho. 