Board Thread:Off-Topic Fun/@comment-4567194-20170523015658/@comment-25551215-20170524234513

You finally know what to wish for, but after having gotten frustrated about not knowing what to wish for so you go mad and get depressed. You wish for death so you don't have to get frustrated over not knowing what to wish for. So you die.

I wish to have the ability to torture Dolores Umbridge without getting in trouble with the law or having moral conflict later.