Board Thread:Off-Topic Fun/@comment-26116863-20160307200740/@comment-25896389-20160603052629

Oh, I've got one that I hope happens:

Rumple{revealing he is now the Light One and has more power than ever}: I once believed I had to choose between love and power. I thought that not having power made me worthless and no one would love me either way. Now, I see the truth:love is power!

and...

Rumple:{His DO self has just effortlessly pulled out Excalibur from the stone} Arthur: Impossible! Only a hero can claim that sword!

Rumple:{smirking} Oh, but I am a hero dearie...an Anti-hero!

Also:

Zelena{to Tinman} Hello father...you look well

Emma: Walsh was the Wizard of Oz? Why does that creep me out more than him being a monkey?

Jafar{to Aladdin after coming out of his lamp}: trust me Master, you've never had a friend like me.

Hook{to Light One Rumple] You are the better man and always have been!

Apprentice; Long ago, my name was Yensid.

Hook{discovering Once fanfics}: Golden Swan? What the Bloody hell is...AH! my eyes!

Merlin{turning Hook into a toad}: Now, we're even.

Tink: {to rumple}: Hello, son.

Milah{ to Spinner rumple}: a drunk man tried to grope me!

Spinner Rumple: Was he blind too? Poor man.

Rumple{ to Emma about new villain}: Ms. Swan, what makes you think I even know Count Dracula?

Emma: you know everybody.

Emma{belches loudly}: beat that.

Tink{Belches even louder}: I win.

Hook: Let's finish this crocodile!

Rumple: after you, codfish

More to come...