Board Thread:Off-Topic Fun/@comment-4567194-20170523015658/@comment-31564770-20170609160638

Since you didn't make a wish, the infinite possibilities of what you could have wished for cause the universe to implode and destroy itself.

I wish that I was sitting on the couch while I was typing this wish. (My brand of an incorruptible wish- wish for something that you already have. Today is the Chicago con which I'm going to, making wishes on a thread designed to destroy them is a dangerous game!)