Board Thread:Off-Topic Fun/@comment-24179430-20141230155212/@comment-26179634-20150106045849

London, England

Rumplestiltskin and Ursula are walking down the street when they are almost hit by an insane woman who is recklessly driving her car. The woman having seen them revs her car into reverse and parks in front of them. Opening her window the woman leans her head out, her hair black on one side and white on the other.

Cruella: Ursula darling, never thought I'd see you again. And well, well, well, if it isn't Rumplestiltskin.

Ursula: He goes by Mr. Gold (makes air quotes with her fingers as she says Mr. Gold) here.

Cruella: Well isn't that a bit on the nose for you, Rumple? Well seeing you here with dear Ursula, I can assume that going solo was a miserable failure for you?

Rumplestiltskin: Says the woman driving like a complete maniac. I can see that things aren't going your way either. Luckily, I've put together a plan that'll drastically change things for the better for all of us, me, you and your fellow queens of darkness. We have one more stop to make, and when we get there, Ursula, I'm gonna need you to break the curse that the Snow Queen put on the town line?

Ursula: We're going to the town where the insane woman who froze her entire kingdom lives? That's crazy, even for you Rumple.

Rumplestiltskin: No we're going to the town where she lived, past tense. The spell she was casting had a price for being broken, her life. And unfortunately for me that spell was broken, hence me being here with you two instead of being out living my happy ending.

Cruella: I thought your happy ending was getting your monster Regina to cast your dark curse for you.

I can't think of anything more right now but if someone else wanted to build on this, I wouldn't get mad.