Board Thread:Off-Topic Fun/@comment-4567194-20170523015658/@comment-6175354-20170525150004

Killian Jones wrote:

I wish I mastered telekinesis. You master telekinesis, but your powers scare your friends and family. Deemed a freak and ostracized by your community, you move to a secuded area in the woods. After a few weeks of a lonely existance, there is a knock on your door. You excitedly open it, only to see that its a group of armed government agents. They cover your face with a sack, and cuff your hands behind your back. You wake up in a sterile facility, and discover that you are now a classified test subject. This is where and how you spend the remainder of your long and miserable life.

I wish to be happy.