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Pirate of the Caribbean On Strange Tides.....

Captain Jack Sparrow saves Mr. Gibbs from beings hanged and learns someone is posing as him to gather crew members. This turns out to be his former love Angelica who is the daughter of Blackbread (aka Edward Teach.) She knocks Jack out and he becomes a slave crew member on The Queen Ann's Revenge, here he meets Edward who is looking for the fountain of youth and wanted Jack because he thinks he knows how to find it. Meanwhile Hector has become a high ranking member of political court in England and says he's looking for the fountain of youth for his majesty but is really looking for Edward, who destroyed the Pearl's crew and cut of Hector'Hectors leg as well as srinck the Pearl and put it in a bottle to add to his collection. Angelica show Jack the bottles and tells him they need to find 2 chalices and a mermaid for the fountain to work. They go hunting for these vampire mermaids and manage to catch one that falls in love with the minister being held captive by Edward. Jack runs into Hector and finds the chalices and when they all find the fountain the big fight ensures. The Spanish arrive and destroy the fountain because of it being sacrilegious and Hector shoots Edward but also stabs Angelica. Jack finds enough water and the mermaid to save Angelica and kill Edward, Hector becomes the captain of the Revenge, Jack leaves Angelica on his little island with a voodoo doll of himself, and Mr. Gibbs gets the bottled Pearl and he and Jack set off to find afindto restore it to it proper self..... Will and Elizabeth never appear.