Board Thread:Off-Topic Fun/@comment-4567194-20170523015658/@comment-25375217-20170617001249

The genie replaces all of your bad memories with good ones; therefore, life was (past tense) good. However, everything that happens to you from this point on will be terrible; therefore, life is (present tense) and will be (future tense) terrible.

I wish that if I wished for a wish my wished wish would wish for a wish.