Board Thread:Off-Topic Fun/@comment-4567194-20170523015658/@comment-25375217-20170526022602

Everyone on Earth begins endlessly binge-watching Once Upon A Time. The effects are quickly evident: no one goes into work, so nothing ever gets done. Supplies run out; no one notices, though, as they never leave their house or their couch. In fact, they even fail to eat, drink, sleep, or keep good hygiene: everyone on the planet dies from dehydration in a puddle of their own filth while Once Upon a Time plays in the background.

I wish nothing would go wrong.