Board Thread:Off-Topic Fun/@comment-4567194-20170523015658/@comment-25375217-20170620152426

You die. Nah, that's too mainstream. How about...

You cease stressing over anything, ever. You are perfectly fine with anything that happens. As a result, everyone takes advantage of you and you end up broke, hungry, homeless, and alone--which is perfectly fine with you.

I wish I wasn't an introvert.