Board Thread:Off-Topic Fun/@comment-413929-20141218002822/@comment-24674051-20150102152939

Not to worry, ladies. I've a bit o' experience with handcuffs (Don't Ask), it's not that hard to pick the lock. Fortunately, it's nothing as sophisticated as tumblers.

And would someone do something about that dang moose. He ate the celery out of my Bloody Mary again.