Board Thread:Off-Topic Fun/@comment-4567194-20170523015658/@comment-32051879-20170812172017

Christian fundamentalists are now right and the Illuminati, a super-powerful satanic cult start to use evil magic spells and subliminal messages to rule the world. They basically use everything that exists to control your mind, movies, tv series, books, newspapers, water, vaccines, clocks, radio, trees, grass, wind, the brightness of the stars, the waves of the sea, and even the taste of orange. Everything that tastes like orange suddenly becomes a formula for turning people into zombies.

I wish to become a carefree bad boy in greaser style and that magically nothing bad ever happens to me.