Board Thread:Spoilers!/@comment-2153169-20140402112823/@comment-24589671-20140416170854

A Few Years Down The Road When Henry Brings A Girl Home For The First Time To Meet His Family.

Henry: I'd like to introduce you to my family. This is my mom Emma, The Savior. Her husband, my step-dad, Captain Hook (whatever you do don't stare at his hook.) Her Parents, my grandparents, Snow White & Prince Charming. This is my late dads dad, my grandpa Rumplestilskin and his wife, my step-grandma Belle. This is my adopted mom The Evil Queen who is also my grandma Snow's stepmother (if she offers you anything with apple's don't consume it.) Her husband, my adopted step-dad Robin Hood and my adopted step-brother Roland (they have no connection to my grandma.) And my aunt, The Wicked Witch Of The West (try to avoid her pets because they like to bite and then you become one.) Say hello to her guys. Everyone: Hello Sweetheart! Girl: This is you family, all of them? Henry: Well not all of them, a few are dead. My dad, who was a Neverland Lost Boy, (aunty Wicked killed him and held grandpa Rumple captive) My grandma The Pirate Queen, (she & my stepdad Hook we're together till my grandpa Rumple killed her.) My great grandfather Peter Pan, (Grandpa Rumple killed him after he switched bodies with me.) My grandma The Queen Of Hearts, (grandma Snow killed her after she found out she killed her mother Eva.) Great grandma Eva was killed by grandma Cora and great grandpa Leopold was killed by my mom The Evil Queen, his wife. My namesake grandpa Henry was also killed by my adopted mom. My great grandma Ruth was ran through with a sword. My great uncle Prince James was killed in battle practice. And my step-uncle Captain Liam sorta killed himself but didn't mean to. Girl: Ahhh.... Henry. I don't think this is going to work out, so I'm gonna go. (girl runs away as fast as she can.) Everyone: Wonder what got into her, what a strange girl. Henry: REALLY!!!!? YOU ALL SERIOUSLY DON'T SEE IT!!!!!!! Everyone: See what Henry?? Henry: ................?