Board Thread:Off-Topic Fun/@comment-413929-20141218002822/@comment-24674051-20150211171335

Let's look at that delivery paperwork...

Ahh, I see the problem. The Fireworks were meant for the chimney shop up the street. I bet they got your liqueur order. Delivery person must have nipped a bit of it himself before making the delivery.

Of course, if the chimney shop got your order, it's probably half gone by now. You know how chimney sweeps are...