Board Thread:Off-Topic Fun/@comment-24589671-20141224032902

Just something that I've been working on for the holiday season... :)

'''Twas the night before Christmas, when all through Storybrook, Will was drunk walking down mainstreet, Killian was sharpening is hook; Regina was searching the new found library with care, In hopes that The Author soon would be there; The seven dwarves were nestled all snug in their beds; While visions of mining picks danced in their heads; And Mary Margaret with her 'coco, and David with his tea, Were enjoying the peace of a quite sleeping baby, When outside the loft there arose such a clatter, Emma sprang from her room to see what was the matter. Away to the window she and her father flew like a flash, Tore open the curtains and threw up the sash. The full moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow, made them almost breath sighs of relief thinking Elsa might be somewhere down below, When what to their wondering eyes did appear, But the figure of a women with eight tentacles, Oh Dear! Killian ran through the front door with Belle in tacked, And he shouted "Swan! We've a problem, it's The Dark One... He's back." More rapid than eagles Rumple's power coursers they came, And he smiled as he called out for each Navenger by name: "Now now Dearies it's only me! Come out and meet the guests I've brought for you to see! Come, Emma! Come, Regina! Come, Charming's! And the Pirate! Come, Henry and come my darling Belle! I want give you all the gift of a Christmas Hell!" To the top of the loft stirwell! Emma ran out the door! Man.... Why can't anything in this town just be a bore? As ravens like a wild hurricane fly, our heroes meet with a DRAGON!, mount to the sky; so high in the air Maleficent flew. With a giant roar, and firebreath too—And then, in a inkling, Curella came in a poof. With the prancing of a Dalmatian puppy pawing like a cute little goof. As Charming drew his sword in hand, Killian was turning around, then she sent both of them flying. Landing unconscious to the cold hard ground, she was dressed all in fur, from her head to her foot,  And her blood red gloves were slightly tarnished with ashes and soot; A bundle of arrows Snow had flung on his back, when she drew one to her bow there was no holding her back. Regina appeared in another poof of smoke, Her eyes-like fire! Her face, not so marry! And exclaimed "Please tell me this is some kind of bad JOKE!" Ursula drew her tentacles and wrapped them around Regina's neck, then went from squeezing to crushing like heck; She held her tight lifting her high off the ground then Emma sent a blast of white light that made Ursula's grip unwound; The men gained consciousness then their footing soon after but we're sadly greeted with Rumple's wicked laughter. The Navengers all huddled together thinking this might be it, Maybe! But thank god Henry is safe inside with the baby. A wink of Curella's eye and a twist of Rumple's head soon let our heroes know they'd have everything to dread; Belle hadn't spoken a word since the beginning of this endeavor, she wished she had the in hand dagger now more then ever. Setting his cane sturdy in front, Rumple gave a nod without needing to be blunt; Curella handed him the real dagger much to the shock of all, as Maleficent transformed back to human and said "Well it's been a ball." The four disappeared leaving the heroes baffled from this first fight, Emma looked at the time of clock then exclaimed,—“Marry Christmas everyone, but this is far from over, right!”................... '''

Drunk Will: "Oi! What tha bloody Hell was all tha ruckess and rhyming about, eh??" 