Board Thread:Off-Topic Fun/@comment-24179430-20141230155212/@comment-24936039-20150109024608

YayMona wrote: London, England

Rumplestiltskin and Ursula are walking down the street when they are almost hit by an insane woman who is recklessly driving her car. The woman having seen them revs her car into reverse and parks in front of them. Opening her window the woman leans her head out, her hair black on one side and white on the other.

Cruella: Ursula darling, never thought I'd see you again. And well, well, well, if it isn't Rumplestiltskin.

Ursula: He goes by Mr. Gold (makes air quotes with her fingers as she says Mr. Gold) here.

Cruella: Well isn't that a bit on the nose for you, Rumple? Well seeing you here with dear Ursula, I can assume that going solo was a miserable failure for you?

Rumplestiltskin: Says the woman driving like a complete maniac. I can see that things aren't going your way either. Luckily, I've put together a plan that'll drastically change things for the better for all of us, me, you and your fellow queens of darkness. We have one more stop to make, and when we get there, Ursula, I'm gonna need you to break the curse that the Snow Queen put on the town line?

Ursula: We're going to the town where the insane woman who froze her entire kingdom lives? That's crazy, even for you Rumple.

Rumplestiltskin: No we're going to the town where she lived, past tense. The spell she was casting had a price for being broken, her life. And unfortunately for me that spell was broken, hence me being here with you two instead of being out living my happy ending.

Cruella: I thought your happy ending was getting your monster Regina to cast your dark curse for you.

I can't think of anything more right now but if someone else wanted to build on this, I wouldn't get mad.

Cruella: I thought your happy ending was getting your monster Regina to cast your dark curse for you.

Gold: It was part of the primary plan and it did work for a while, but too many random variables were introduced by the author, something we all will rectified soon enough, deary. However, back to the situation on hand, We have one more stop to make BEFORE returning to Storybrooke.

Ursula: Wait, I thought we are going to Storybrooke next?

Gold: Not quite. To break the curse, you my dear, will need a source of magic. Even though Storybrooke contains plenty of magic, it's not directly accessible outside the city limits. However, I do know one other place in this world where a small quantity of magic exists, sufficient for our needs to breach the town line.

Cruella: Tell me darling, where are we going next then?

Gold: To a place that a wooden boy once visited. A city called Hong Kong in this world, where a powerful Healer who origins are not from this world once lived Even though he departed >this< world not that long ago, he left some elixirs and magic trinkets available to those who know where to look, my dear Cruella. From there, it will be a simple matter using the trinkets to send a restorative elixir and instructions to our last member, Maleficent who resides INSIDE the city limits of Storybrooke.