Board Thread:Off-Topic Fun/@comment-4567194-20170523015658/@comment-2153169-20170614211537

Draco333 wrote: To answer, your question, yes, all wishes must end with death.

You become a merman but are killed in a harpoon-fishing trip.

I wish that the wifi would work properly.

Your wish is granted. Wiki work properly everywhere in the world, except for you.

I wish Mario would become POTUS