Board Thread:Off-Topic Fun/@comment-413929-20170107074835/@comment-24674051-20170121221759

Wait, Motor Oil, Lighter Fluid, and a match? THAT'S your drink!? We really got to work on your drinking skills. Hold on a second...

turns and mixes a few items together

There... Try that. (hands over a tall glass with a dark liquid) light it even, if you want. Let me know what you think.